Mindless Chimp letra

I want a girl with real big tits
She's got no mind, she's got no brain, she's straight out of a magazine
I want a girl with real small hips
Got an I.Q. level of 53, so she can't even talk to me
She's a mindless chimp

I want a girl that won't talk back
Waits by the phone for me to call
while i'm out throwing the football
I want a bitch that i can slap
Have sex with her at least once a day
so all my friends won't know i'm gay
I'm a mindless chimp

Amazing Transparent Man - Letras

• A Simple Retort
• Autumn
• bitch
• Carl Streator Might Have Been On To Something
• Cheerleader
• Dark Angel Of Death
• Does Your Face Hurt? Cuz It's Killing Me
• Dreamer's Lament
• Drum Machine
• Edit/Undo
• Enter Sandman: The Wussy Version Without The Guitar Solo
• Euphoria
• For Christ's Sake
• Freckle
• Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
• I'm A Badass
• If I Can't Have My Air Guitar, I Don't Want No Air At All
• If I Could Only Breathe Underwater
• If You Love It So Much... Then Why Don't You Marry It?
• International Gamers Committee
• Into Your Heart
• Jamie's Song
• Just What I Needed
• Mindless Chimp
• Or So You Say
• Phones Are Dumb
• Pink Eye
• Poopface
• Puff Daddy
• Rock N' Roll Band
• Rocket Fuel
• So When Did Everyone In A Band Become Such A Hair Farmer?
• Submission
• The Ocean Is A Fuck Of A Long Way To Swim
• The Thought Police
• Three
• Unfamiliar Ceiling
• Your Favorite Song
• Your Mother Lied